Q: 	What spreadsheet software do the Borg use?
A: 	Locutus 1-2-3



Q: 	What software do the Borg use to tally wives of assimilation
        victims?
A. 	Locutus 1-2-3 for Widows



Borg 1: Well, we've assimilated every species in the known
        universe...What are we going to do now?
Borg 2: We're goin' to Disn'yland



Q: 	What does a depressed Borg say?
A: 	Everything's NOT futile.



Q: 	"What do you call a concieted Borg?"
A: 	"Average."



Q: 	What do you get when you cross a Borg with Robbie the Robot?
A: 	Marvin the Paranoid Android! Bada Boom!



Q: 	What do you call a Borg with no arms and no legs?
A: 	An appliance.



Q: 	What do you get when you cross a Borg with a race of pre-sentient
        ocean-based mammals who communicate by sonar?
A: 	You get a larger Borg.



Q: 	What do you get when you cross a Borg with a black magic marker?
A: 	A Borg with a big black X on it.



Q: 	What do you call a person who becomes a cyborg, is patched up and
        made organic, becomes a cyborg again, and gets religion?
A: 	A Borg again Christian.



Q:	Did you hear that the Enterprise is getting married?
A:	They have engaged the Borg.



Q: 	How many Borg does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 	All of them.

	(or)

Q: 	How many Borg does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 	Illumination is irrelevant.