Announcing the launch of the latest version of TSTWCK, a 32-bit application
specifically designed to take advantage of the new Windows 98 operating
system. With this plug-in module for Word97 & MS Works, you can now create
your very own scripts for submission to Paramount!
All the features of the previous version, plus:
- AutoTechnoBabble If your scripts are too heavily weighted toward
character development, or your plot threads are getting too complex, then
simply drag an outline around the offending section of your script, click
the spanner icon and hey-presto! Instant technobabble filler for your script!
Who says EPS power taps and phased warp plasma relays can't be exciting?
- Excitement Removal Wizard It happens all the time. You've written
a script full of dynamic action sequences and breathtaking battle scenes,
only for Paramount to announce budget cuts for the next season. Just one
click of the JeriTaylor Icon allows you to remove these costly scenes,
inserting tender one-on-one character-building dialogue sequences instead.
- Character IntelliSense Have you written a blockbusting script for
your favourite Star Trek character, pushing them to their emotional limits
in a tense, nail-biting and heart-stopping fashion, only to find that
Paramount have assigned you a boring Neelix or Nog-based episode? Character
IntelliSense allows you to instantly re-assign key scenes for the
characters Paramount have selected for you. Just click and go!
Plus! New for WINDOWS 98:
- Temporal Anomaly plug-in module Is your script lacking that one
important detail that would set it apart from all the others? With this
new plug-in module, even you can write exciting scripts up to the lofty
standards of Brannon Braga, Rick Berman and Ronald D. Moore. Use the new
Anomaly-Mapping Wizard, featuring over 6000 different types of anomaly
texture on CD. Make your time-phased warp interloop conduit stand out from
the crowd! As used in the first season of Voyager.
- DollyTart Mode Is the current season suffering a massive ratings
drop? Does your script lack that certain "pull" that other syndicated shows
have in abundance? The new DollyTart Mode will soon get bums back on seats
by tarting up all the female characters in your script! High-heels? No
problem. Dynasty wigs and shoulder pads? A mere mouse-click away! The Star Trek
Writer's Construction Kit lets you make the executive decisions on
what's best for the characters of the show!
- HoloWizard We've all been there before. It's two days before your
deadline and your script is still a complete blank. What to do for inspiration!
Scratch your head no longer, for the new HoloWizard is here. Simply OCR
a page or two from your favourite classic literary work and paste it into
the HoloWizard. Within seconds, you have the basic structure for a
Holodeck-based episode designed to it your specifications! If you lack
the ability to OCR pages, then don't fear. HoloWizard comes with a
built-in AutoBard patch, featuring the complete works of William
Shakespeare, Arthur Conan Doyle, Jane Austen, H. G. Wells, Joseph Conrad
and the Bronte sisters! Look out for more AutoBard patches on various
FTP sites.
- Sim Alien Specially designed by Maxis for the Star Trek
Writer's Construction Kit. Now you can play God with an entire DNA pool at
your fingertips. Create your own race of militaristic bi-pedial aliens to
terrify the Federation. After creating compound aliens with the DNA fragments
of your choice, run the Lumps Editor to wrinkle the forehead, neck or
nose of your new creation -- give your aliens that distinctive Star Trek
touch!
- Achilles Heel module Are your race of Sim Alien baddies
proving to be too tough? Does the crew of the Enterprise, Voyager and Deep
Space Nine find themselves constantly at odds with the overwhelming might
of your favourite military faction? Fear not! Simply click the Hugh icon
and your alien adversaries will be reduced to mere quivering sheep. Options
include faction sub-splitting, elemental aversion (as pre-tested on Doctor
Who's cybermen) and our patented Last-Minute-Unfeasible-Achilles-Heel-Revelation.
Last Minute Addition!
- Babylonian Gopher
Is your script lacking the dynamic range of drama, character development and
pacing found in rival sci-fi shows? Is your season of Star Trek fading into
obscurity, overshadowed by the faultless quality of the competition? Then
have no fear! The Babylonian Gopher will analyse every scene of every
script in your current season and modify changes on a global level,
implanting interlinking themes, fully-structured character development and
ensuring that the story doesn't end when the credits roll.